A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist asks the young man, "What size and type of condom
would you like? They come in packs of 3, 9, or 12."
The young man explains, "Well, I've never bought them before, plus size boho wedding dress
but I've been seeing this girl for a while, and I'm meeting
her parents tonight. I've got a feeling that after dinner
with them, when we go out later, I'm going to get lucky. So,
you'd better give me the 12 pack. I bet we'll need it."
The young man purchases the condoms, the pharmacist wishes
him luck, and with a pat on the back, the young man leaves.
Later that evening, the young man sits down to dinner with
his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the
blessing before they eat. Everyone agrees. He begins the
prayer, and after the prayer, he suggests time for private
After several minutes his girlfriend leans over and says,
"You never told me that you were so religious."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your
father is a pharmacist."