DAVE ALLEN SHOW 2017...

First protester ... " GOD IS NOT A PEDERAST"

Second protester... " WHY NOT ?"...

IM JUST LISTENING TO RADIO 4 , 12:40. AM.

"THOMAS GAINSBOURGH IS LIVING IN BATH , AND WORRIED ABOUT MONEY "...

( I'm not SUPRISED , private detectives couldn't hide in an ARMOIRE ( wardrobe) and paint a picture , could they ?...

LORD DARTMOUTH... " wanted to return his wife's portrait for alterations"...
I'm not SUPRISED , wasn't that " acid " Raines title ?...

THEYVE JUST BEEN SPEAKING ABOUT THE RADIO 4 PROM... I SAID TO MYSELF ..." Well, I'm not dressing up for it, nor ordering orchids ". They used to arrive for my Mother sometimes in celluloid Boxes with elastic wristbands attached to them ...

JUST LISTENING TO THE NEWS, CANADIAN AND AMERICAN EMBASSY STAFF HAVE BEEN RETURNING HOME FROM " FOREIGN" POSTINGS COMPLAINING OF SYMTOMS INCLUDING DEAFNESS... OF COURSE THEY BLOODY HAVE !, ITS ACOUSTICS YOU BLOODY SILLY SODS !, ITS HOW THEY LISTEN IN, AND MESS YOUR BRAIN UP !, EVERY BLOODY AGENCY KNOWS THAT !!!
OR IS IT TOO " LOW TECH" THESE DAYS ?...

JUST LOOK AT DONALD TRUMP ...

( CHRIST , IM WORSE THAN DAVID ICKE NOW !, AND I LAUGH AT HIM ALL THE TIME ON YOUTUBE !"...

THINGS HAVE COME A LONG WAY SINCE THEY GOT RONNIE REAGAN WITH HEAVY DOSES OF FLOURIDE ... THAT ONES A JOKE
( bad taste one tho, I liked Ronnie !).

TECHNICALLY IT " MIGHT" BE POSSIBLE , IF YOU USED 100% SOLUTION ADMINISTERED BY VERY LONG, FINE NEEDLE ADMINISTERED AT THE BASE OF THE SKULL... JUST AS THEY USE A NEEDLE TO KILL A LOBSTER ...

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT " FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION " NOW ...

COULD BE WORSE !... " THERE ARE TOO MANY BOYS IN ##### "...

THEY ARE SPEAKING ABOUT HOW SOME SNAKES IN AUSTRALIA ARE CHANGING COLOUR, AND PIDGEONS TOO !...

APPARENTLY DARK SKINS SOAK UP AIRBORNE POLLUTANTS QUICKER ...

I WAS TEMPTED " SEVERELY" TO PUT ON A PARTICULAR ACCENT, AND MAKE A CRUDE JOKE !... BUT ITS ILLEGAL !, AND I SHOULD KNOW !...

WHEN I WAS LITTLE , MY MOTHER USED TO SAY I WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT SOMETIMES ... I JUST USED TO OPEN MY MOUTH AND SAY ANYTHING I WAS THINKING AT THE TIME !... I GOT BETTER AS I GREW OLDER !... LUCKILY FOR ME !!!...

" THAT LADIY HAS A MOUSTACHE IS SHE ONE OF THOSE FUNNY WOMEN ?" ( LESBIANS)...

" I LIKE YOUR GOLD WATCH , CAN I HAVE IT WHEN YOU DIE ?"... I " PROBABLY" SAID PLEASE , I WAS VERY POLITELY SPOKEN...

( he said he WOULD of given me the HEAVY watch and chain , but he had two grandsons )
... I KNEW that !, I went to school with them,
they were close friends , of mine ... I didn't mention the chain, the chain was a bonus, FREELY offered !...

My Mother said my daddy was so poor that...
" HIS ARSE WAS HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS "... and he had to patch his own socks and pants , and I should be VERY grateful for what I had !... often my one aunt sent me " SENSIBLE" presents , such as socks , underwear , handkerchiefs from HARRODS , and BORING stuff like that !, and I DID complain !!!... Awful little sod as I was back then ( sometimes ) !... vintage style mother of the bride dresses

I SHOULD explain that my Mother informed me that my grandfather ALWAYS wore a gold pocket watch , and chain and that ALL important people had one ... " well I'm important !, and I haven't got one !!!"...

IVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING FROM ANOTHER PERSON , BEFORE OR SINCE
BUT FOR SOME REASON I CONSIDERED THAT WATCH THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD !...