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The irony... they say for weight loss eat fruits and veggies and watch calories blah blah blah. If I count calories how tf am I supposed to know how many calories are in a small bowl of fresh pineapple? If I want an apple how many stupid calories are in an Apple? Fuck it I can't even be bothered counting calories and doing math equations to determine if I can or can't eat something. I'll just stick to a measly serving size according to food labels when available wedding wears designed for apple shape ladies

I got skinny once I can do it again